I know I’m about 13 years too late to actually review The Blair Witch Project, but I just saw it for the first time yesterday. And in the less than 24 hours since I’ve seen it, I’ve pretty much exhausted all my friends’ willingness to talk about it any more, so I figured I oughta bring this thing to the Internet.
So I am going to talk about Blair Witch. In just a moment.
But first I’m going to reassure you that no, there is no good reason for you to follow this blog. But I hope you do anyway. Because even though I’m not a movie expert, and most of the stuff I’m writing about you’ve probably already seen, movies are about connecting, and so are blogs. So if you want to listen to someone else’s thoughts about things to inform your own opinions, this is a pretty good place to do that.